dear fatigue,
why can't you and i meet?

dear lethargic,
why do i meet you so often?

dear boredom,
why do you like coming on to me so often? i don't like you. you should know that by now

dear sleep,
you and i both know we both need to survive on each other. i'm sorry. but mr.fatigue and mrs.tired
won't let us even get close to each other.

only when mr.fatigue and mrs.tired wants to make love and use me as their station only can you and i meet, sleep. but you see, they don't go out very often. so you and i, sleep? we don't get to see each other too.

it's a pity. me really.

dear james franco,
i have a huge crush on you.